Thursday, September 21, 2006

Jed-isms


Jed2
Originally uploaded by mommybrain4.
My third child, Jacob Edward or Jed, looks at the world a little differently. When everyone else looks up he's usually looking down. He's not a trouble maker or naughty, he just dances to a different beat.

When asked, "In a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which is more important the peanut butter or the jelly?" He looked at me sideways and said, "The bread."

He has a bag full of Jed-isms...for example he loves to ride the alligator(elevator) at the mall, thinks Doug works at a hostibal, and loves the color wipe.

Yesterday, he came out of the bathroom crying and told me that he had gonorrhea!

No, honey, you have diarrhea!

That's my Jed!

7 comments:

Jen said...

Please tell me why Jed knows the word gonorrhea? It's double points in Scattagories.

one hot momma said...

Oh Honey, I just love this boy!

Mommy Brain said...

Ok, so maybe he said giarreah...but it sounded like...

Jen said...

Just wondering if maybe Dr Beautiful was awaiting test results and mentioned it over dinner.

Melissa :) said...

LOL!!!

Carol said...

maybe it has something to do with the gentle herps (otherwise known as genital herpes) stuff you have in your house from that cute drug rep!
Jed's my man! He has that something about him that I could just eat him up all the time!

biermadoc said...

My favorite Jed-ism was while trying to get his new shoes on, they seemd stuck so I asked if something was in his shoe, his response "you mean my foot?"